| Author | Comment |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 28 Oct 2007
19:44 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Some jerk parked his steam roller right on top of my hand! I've done my best to scan it off so that people can see what it looks like (yes, I can get it under the scanner now). If you're wondering why my hand didn't pop, it was flattened from an angle that crunched phalanges, metacarpals, and carpals into my lower arm. Sympathy would be appreciated.
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gulyman
Goliath
Posted: 28 Oct 2007
21:40 GMT
Total Posts: 144 | <sympathetic sarcasm>
Oh my gosh. That must really hurt!!!!!
</sympathetic sarcasm>
You must have had to use the mouse with your left hand when you posted that. And it must really kill your typing speed. |
john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 28 Oct 2007
22:41 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | That would be the left hand in the scanner there.
Is this true? |
Hydraliskisback
Wraith
Posted: 28 Oct 2007
23:04 GMT
Total Posts: 583 | you and your photoshop witchcraft
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Zachary940
Wraith
Posted: 29 Oct 2007
12:11 GMT
Total Posts: 714 | lol I did that with my hand once.
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 29 Oct 2007
13:56 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | I just moved my hand up and down as the lighty thing scanned its way down.
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Hydraliskisback
Wraith
Posted: 29 Oct 2007
14:09 GMT
Total Posts: 583 | interesting
so that explains it.
it also explains how the scanner scans stuff.
well done.
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 29 Oct 2007
16:26 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | There are a million things to do (elongating, curving, distorting, blending, dynamic focusing). Has anyone else had permanent damage done to their hands in this way?
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Vectris
Ultralisk
Posted: 29 Oct 2007
18:01 GMT
Total Posts: 375 | a better explanation for what happened to your hand would be it got stuck in your paper mario game, lol |
Zachary940
Wraith
Posted: 29 Oct 2007
18:41 GMT
Total Posts: 714 | Yes I have and many other parts of my body. It happened to my face once. That really hurt. I did it the same way you did haveacalc.
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Hydraliskisback
Wraith
Posted: 30 Oct 2007
17:24 GMT
Total Posts: 583 | bobbing your head back and forth in front of a bright moving light sounds fun.
and by fun i mean ouch my eyes.
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1337h4kor
Wraith
Posted: 31 Oct 2007
17:19 GMT
Total Posts: 612 | Ok, this is an odd question but I'm going to ask it anyway. Now how exactly did someone park their steamroller on your hand?
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I wish i could swim in the sea of probabilty but once during my life. |
Hydraliskisback
Wraith
Posted: 31 Oct 2007
22:18 GMT
Total Posts: 583 | twas a joke
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1337h4kor
Wraith
Posted: 2 Nov 2007
02:59 GMT
Total Posts: 612 | Ahh, yes. I was wondering. I thought it was. But I always give people a chance though. I thought that maybe he went to sleep on the road. A drunk guy got onto a steam roller and just started driving. I didn't think that the photo looked real but I was unsure.
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Hydraliskisback
Wraith
Posted: 2 Nov 2007
16:06 GMT
Total Posts: 583 | its a real photo.
but steamroller didnt happen.
and by real photo i mean a pure untampered picture of real life.
by a scanner. read above for an explanation.
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1337h4kor
Wraith
Posted: 2 Nov 2007
21:40 GMT
Total Posts: 612 | I know that. I read it, it just looks odd to me. Yay. oddness. This is a POST.
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