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Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 21 Aug 2005
19:00 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | Read this, then read below...
This is getting out of hand... FINAL FANTASY VII?!?!? C-mon, it's a 8 year old f****** game!!! How can this really be happening? In my opinion FF7 cannot compare to GTA, Tifa's breasts are NOT too big, using magic and summoning demons does NOT make me worship satan, and there's NOTHING wrong with planting FAKE bombs using FAKE characters in a FAKE powerplant in a FAKE city, on a FAKE world wich magic exists!!! ether the DoHS dosen't give ANYONE any credit, or terrorists are EXTREMELY stupid... And in the most stupid moves bush has EVER made... MARIO IS NOT BETTER THAN THE FF SERIES!!!!!
EXAMPLE PROVING MY POINT!!!!
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 21 Aug 2005
19:53 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | shoot. this is the dumbest thing ever. and i doubt its real. hilary clinton would not know who tifa is, and no one tried to bomb anything in fort worth, i live close to there.
but your point is well made and well taken. dumb politicians.
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 21 Aug 2005
20:32 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | That is absolutely the gayest, most inexplicably random and most ridiculous notion ever concieved by a body of empty-headed doofs that dares to call itself our Homeland Security.
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YA CAN'T BLAME A GODFORSAKEN 8-YEAR-OLD VIDEO GAME THAT HAS SOME VAGUE SEMBLENCE TO A REAL LIFE SCENARIO FOR THE SCENARIO ITSELF. I MEAN, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, THOSE DUMBA$$E$ NEED TO PULL THEIR DAMN ACT TOGETHER AND FIND THE REAL SOURCE OF THE PROBLEM AND FIX IT! THAT'S LIKE BLAMING FLIPPING ZERO WING FOR 9/11, I MEAN, COME ON!! THAT SEROIUSLY DESERVES A WHAT-THE-BLOODY-F***. THEY CAN'T EVEN GET THEIR FRIGGIN FACTS STRAIGHT: "FIRST GTA, THEN THIS"... UMMM, HOW DOES GTA COME FIRST IF IT WAS MADE 7 AND A HALF YEARS LATER?!?!?1 GET A LIFE AND A JOB HOMELAND SECURITY, AND MAKE SURE IT'S ONE THAT HAS NOTHING OF NATIONAL IMPORTANCE.
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That's all I have to say.
[Edited by Lunchbox on 22-Aug-05 05:33] |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 21 Aug 2005
20:45 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | It's got to be fake. First of all, if it were real you'd link us to the article on cnn.com, not some other site. Second, they didn't capitalize "thursday", and "Mario could not be reached for comment." -- CNN wouldn't make a stupid joke like that.
Oh and this further down the page: "Tifa's breasts were unavailible for comment." HELLO, you HAVE to know CNN wouldn't say that.
You all have been had. If you search CNN.com for "final fantasy VII", you don't get anything since 2001. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 21 Aug 2005
20:50 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | Andy, you win :D I got the link off of live journal... hehe
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allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 21 Aug 2005
20:52 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | Yes, it's a joke, CNN would never have an article on an external side. And well, all the points I have Andy already mentioned.
Edit: Hmm, well, I seem to have started writing this before CDI's reply.
[Edited by allynfolksjr on 22-Aug-05 05:57] |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 22 Aug 2005
04:21 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Hehehe, that's still very close to real. I wouldn't be surprised if they did feel that way anyways, but the main turn-off is how old the game is.
EDIT: Did you realize you can put a news watch on Tifa's breasts? O.O
[Edited by JcCorp on 22-Aug-05 14:16] |
TI Freak
Probe
Posted: 22 Aug 2005
05:58 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | lol, That is hillarious. :lol: |
greenorange
Goliath
Posted: 22 Aug 2005
14:21 GMT
Total Posts: 199 | Hmm... for some reason, thats the ONLY page NOT on CNN.com... well, once I saw the typos, I knew it was fake :P But I found it very funny (or at least the half that I read) :P |
spiral
Wraith
Posted: 23 Aug 2005
01:57 GMT
Total Posts: 958 | yeah, i saw the title, and then looked at the url and confirmed my suspiscions.
on the other hand, bloody f-word brings to mind an unpleasant image, so its use should be limited/banned. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 23 Aug 2005
09:00 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Dang it, i actually thought that was real!!!!!1! :fail_a: :img31: :img25: :img03: . |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 23 Aug 2005
10:31 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | sry about that sprial... I figured out it was fake fight after I posted it... :img07:
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zkostik
Carrier
Posted: 23 Aug 2005
16:50 GMT
Total Posts: 2486 | Person who created this video must have issues. Seriously, when was the last time you've thought something like that of Tetris? In fact, nothing of that sort has ever crossed my mind. Now that they brought this up the world will never be the same again.
The SMB vid grimly reminds me of that hacked NES Mario bluntly renamed to Super Lesbian Brothers and no, you don't want to know what the game was about. I wouldn't be surprised if it was Saddam Hussein's freetime project. :fail_a:
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 23 Aug 2005
19:08 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | I said it was fake and I was the 2nd post (1st reply). I win, not Andy.
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zkostik
Carrier
Posted: 23 Aug 2005
20:24 GMT
Total Posts: 2486 | Of course its fake TFG, from one look at this video and especially seeing it on a g4tv is enough to know its a joke. Although with current going arounds and all the ESRB bull I would not be surprised if something like that actually becomes a reality in the near future.
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Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 23 Aug 2005
22:40 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | @z - we mean the article not the video... if you didn't knotice AOTS was making fun of Jack Tompson in that video... :D the video was for fun only and was not to be taken seriously... :fail_a:
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 24 Aug 2005
09:37 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | >>> "Mario doesn't blow up power plants" Bush said on thursday. Mario was unavailible for comment.
mhmm... riiighhhtt.... |
zkostik
Carrier
Posted: 24 Aug 2005
19:03 GMT
Total Posts: 2486 | I know XX, the thing was fun though. It supplied people with some wrong ideas though :).
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