| Author | Comment |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 6 Mar 2006
04:46 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | The only teeth that can eat other teeth! :D |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 6 Mar 2006
06:33 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Mwahahaha....
DSP wields duel MP5s and proceeds to turn Jonny's body into a puddle of blood, guts, and hot lead.
DSP then wields his lightsaber and begins to torture 3fg... slowly. DSP starts by cutting off his arms, then his legs... followed by plucking 3fg's eyebrows with tweezers.
Come get some. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 6 Mar 2006
15:52 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L integrates the remains of 3fg's and jonny's body with a bottle of tequila and three sacks of manure. |
Jonny23451
Ultralisk
Posted: 6 Mar 2006
20:05 GMT
Total Posts: 214 | wow, that aint cool. That's rather disturbing. lol |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 7 Mar 2006
06:17 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Mmmmmm... tequila. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 7 Mar 2006
13:42 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | The combination of manure, tequila, and his awesomeness brings 3FG back to life. He wreaks havoc under the guise of "The Cobra Commander", spawning a children's TV show focused around ex-calculators trying to defeat him.
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 7 Mar 2006
15:43 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L runs him over in a 1967 shelby cobra mustang, and laughs so hard at the irony of the situation that all non-allies die as well. |
Jonny23451
Ultralisk
Posted: 7 Mar 2006
15:54 GMT
Total Posts: 214 | tequilla is good.... |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 7 Mar 2006
21:48 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Sure is, though, legally, none of you save Z and DSP and me in my brief tenure in europe are allowed to say so. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2006
08:48 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Anyways...
Lord Mathias sends his Tara Reid clones to slaughter Jonny. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 21 Mar 2006
17:40 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L absconds with the clones to do...stuff...and things...and replaces them with H-bombs on legs. |
ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 21 Mar 2006
21:29 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Reminds me of:
"I'm bored"
"Me too"
"Wanna play a game?"
"Sure. What game?"
"Hey, I know! Let's play toss the H-bomb!"
"Okay!"
*assorted super-fun sounds*
BOOM!!!
If you don't know what I'm talking about, you don't know what you're missing. This movie is questionable. (40 minutes, done frame-by-frame. Woah.)
[Edited by ryantmer on 22-Mar-06 06:32] |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 22 Mar 2006
16:08 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | lol... that's hilarious.
Jc says, zeegyboogydoog or whatever the heck it is. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 28 Mar 2006
07:27 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias proceeds to hit a little red ball with a cricket mallet in the general direction of zedd, who's sniper kitty is annoying him. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 28 Mar 2006
13:00 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | NO! THAT IS THE BOMB THAT WILL DESTROY THE UNIVE-
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 28 Mar 2006
15:36 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | LLAMAS |
allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 28 Mar 2006
18:43 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | whip their *censored*
edit: This post pwned by DSP.
[Edited by darksideprogramming on 29-Mar-06 17:39] |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 28 Mar 2006
20:25 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Gasp gasp GASP gAsP gasp gasp GASP!
[Edited by Lunchbox on 29-Mar-06 06:27] |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 29 Mar 2006
13:32 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | ZOMG |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 29 Mar 2006
13:49 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | _____
____/ ____)
_____)
_____ \__
\___)
[Edited by threefingeredguy on 29-Mar-06 23:49]
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 29 Mar 2006
15:15 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Three is the loneliest number...Oh wait, sorry, that's one. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 6 Apr 2006
08:38 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias delcares DSP wins the war. |
ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 6 Apr 2006
13:35 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Sfzargbld! Now available in Ethiopia!
[Edited by ryantmer on 06-Apr-06 22:37] |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 6 Apr 2006
15:01 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L, being a member of DSP, concurs. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 8 Apr 2006
12:47 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | 3FG, being a member of RevSoft, threatens to call in the big guns (Jim e, the sound and grayscale king, Spencer, the maker of Zelda, Rezek, PHP master, and NanoWar, author of the game that should have won POTY).
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 8 Apr 2006
13:54 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | ryantmer, being a member of no organization, sits around and rocks back and forth gently.
"Alouette, gentil alouette, allouette, je te plumerais." |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 8 Apr 2006
14:30 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L beats in 3fg's head with...crap, you know java, that's my ultimate weapon...ha, perl! L converts the diamond operator into a ninja star and throws it at 3fg's throat. All the others are knocked out by the enormous hashtable L launches. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 11 Apr 2006
14:33 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Bump! |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 11 Apr 2006
15:54 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc throws NEWSLETTERS at everyone. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 11 Apr 2006
17:25 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | zOMg newsletters!1 L ducks and covers. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 12 Apr 2006
16:05 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | 3fg make a runza and destroys those who do not know what that is. He now goes to play Oblivion. See ya.
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 13 Apr 2006
04:05 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias ponders.
He then decides to redirect all newsletters in 3fg's direction. 3fg is crushed under the weight. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 16 Apr 2006
16:57 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | Bah, I'm not worried. There hasn't been a newsletter in these parts in years!
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 16 Apr 2006
19:16 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Be afraid... be very afraid... |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 17 Apr 2006
07:54 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | zedd walks in.... sees newsletters flying around... walks away saying
....
"IDIOTS"
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 17 Apr 2006
15:33 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L pounds zedd into dust and sends him off to alpha centauri going 5 time the speed of light. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 17 Apr 2006
18:45 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | zedd uses law of relativity to aprehend L using galactic police...
they send him to the insane asylum.... because.... well... you know...
he thinks that he has the power to send people off, not to mention, to alpha centauri.....
so sad.... so sad...
zedd resorts to known .... destructive behavior.... ie.explosions...
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 17 Apr 2006
21:15 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L loads all the random periods in Zedd's post into his shotgun and blasts Zedd to an oblivion. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 18 Apr 2006
16:25 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | unfortunatly, for L anyway,
the random periods represent, a space in time........in the dimensions....
an abstract form.... that doesn't exist......
a technique used to let the words sink in....
and therefore...... the shotgun doesn't shoot out anything.....but air....
but L doesn't realize this... so zedd pretends to be hurt....
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 18 Apr 2006
20:33 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | ryantmer eyes zedd's sig, and wonders if we cannot all get along. He then figures out that this will not happen, and he pulls out the BFG.
"WHO WANTS TOAST?" |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 18 Apr 2006
21:44 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L nationalizes ryantmer's BFG9000, takes it as his own rightful property, and blows zedd into small, slimy, lifeless chunks of alien goo. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 19 Apr 2006
17:29 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | then L wakes up....
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Na + H2O = Keanu Reeves........WOW |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 19 Apr 2006
21:16 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Yeah right. With the nightmare L's just blown zedd into, zedd's quickly going to find himself wishing he could do what he imagined L doing. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 19 Apr 2006
22:30 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | I sprint past all of you, streaking.
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 20 Apr 2006
08:35 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
HE'S NAKED!!!!!!!!!!! |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 20 Apr 2006
14:52 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L has a calc, and promptly beats haveacalc to death with it. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 20 Apr 2006
19:13 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | By beating me to death with your calculator, you must mean that, with the aid of your calculator, you achieved demise before I did. Me and my naked bod get away safely.
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Apr 2006
12:02 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Unfortunately, Lord Mathias has already pulled the trigger of his 50cal sniper rifle.
*splat* |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 21 Apr 2006
14:05 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | @L's previous statement to zedd
.................
zedd is glad that he can't imagine the thoughts that L had...
thus proving that zedd is:
less crazy(bad kind)
has an imagination that is NOT over active and not under active when it comes to reality...
besides.... zedd is not worried so much that he can not do what L imagined as he is with what he is going to do next to L....
and ...zedd knows that L doesn't have the technology capable of such destructive power needed to fufill your firey passion of agressive behavior....
so what comes next???
well... zedd sends in his troops of frontline decoybots to the war...
he knows that even if he says DECOY in capslock...the decoy will work on the ignorant half-way readers...
he will then attackfrom the rear with his ghost recon team...
he will also use his god-like powers to reign apocaliptic terror down on the battle field...
Death From Above!!! Death From Above!!! muhahahahaha!!
*clears throat*
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 21 Apr 2006
14:16 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Safely dead!?
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