| Author | Comment |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 20 Sep 2006
17:19 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias slaps haveacalc in the face with a condom. |
ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 20 Sep 2006
18:00 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | It. Has. HAPPENED! |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 20 Sep 2006
19:23 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Yup, and it only took a year and a half.
Lord Mathias cuts ryantmer's jugular with the pages of a dirty magazine. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 20 Sep 2006
19:47 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | It was a good year and a half until this. So, what would that be, then? A challenge to 1/5 of a duel (considering a condom to be part of a glove, at least while it's DSP's)?
A record-breaklingly large warhead moves towards the offender rather inconspicuously, and haveacalc notes that his post-count beats DSP's by 1.
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 20 Sep 2006
20:24 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias stamps "Return to Sender" on the warhead, sending it back from whence it came.
Lord Mathias also notes that this was the case until this post, and also notes that he spent 7 months away in '04, and had limited access in '05. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 20 Sep 2006
22:17 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L notes that he beats both of you combined. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 21 Sep 2006
02:54 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | Yes...yes... War XXX. Time to spam pornography.
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 21 Sep 2006
03:27 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | 6 posts have already gone by without anything offensive? This war won't last forever! Haveacalc gets naked and flings his underwear at Lunchbox.
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Sep 2006
06:30 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias proceeds to get obliterated and goes streaking down the streets screaming "Look what I can do!"
Lord Mathias also sends a blow-up sheep doll to 3fg's house. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 21 Sep 2006
07:37 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc bends everyone in the war into fun, cubic shapes and begins to play tetris with them by dropping them into a big pit. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 21 Sep 2006
09:57 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | 3fg accepts DSP's peace offering. :)
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Sep 2006
10:36 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | rofl! I almost choked on my food when I saw that.
Lord Mathias throws a porcupine at the inflatable sheep.
Oh man... we're all stuck in a pit together...
[Edited by darksideprogramming on 21-Sep-06 19:37] |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 21 Sep 2006
14:41 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | LiK wounders why that sheep looks strangly like a sex toy for animality... and why DSP gave it to 3FG...
/me hehe
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Sep 2006
15:41 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Because Lord Mathias knew that 3fg is lonely, and so, in his generosity, Lord Mathias sent him a "friend". |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 21 Sep 2006
22:02 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L makes phallic references into the late hours of the night. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 21 Sep 2006
23:18 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | You guys do know that penultimate means "next to last", right?
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 22 Sep 2006
06:45 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Exactly... LXXX is the last one, if it even goes that far.
Lord Mathias coats himself in Astroglide and runs down a Slip 'n' Slide.
EDIT: Stupid T.
[Edited by darksideprogramming on 25-Sep-06 01:38] |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 22 Sep 2006
14:18 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | funny you should mention goets... for they are the most popular animality toy... eww... have fun 3fg...
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 22 Sep 2006
14:37 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc proves through example that LiK would not last long as a sword-swallower.
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 22 Sep 2006
16:34 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | 3fg proves through example that LiK likes donkeys in a rather disturbing way.
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Colerules
Probe
Posted: 23 Sep 2006
07:19 GMT
Total Posts: 7 | Perverted bastards :puke_a: :puke_a: |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 23 Sep 2006
12:18 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias kills colerules by whipping him to death. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 23 Sep 2006
14:04 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | The world thanks you for your good deed.
Havecalc slices open Colerules' abdomen. French fries and link cables spill everywhere.
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 23 Sep 2006
15:04 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | For tryin to change the subject of the disturbing animals away from himself, 3fg is rearended by giant goets, and these goets really are "goets that far"t
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 23 Sep 2006
15:30 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | None o' that'll happen until LiK spells "goat" correctly. Haveacalc mangles him with the power of 999 posts.
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 23 Sep 2006
16:12 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias stabs haveacalc through the ears with a phallus. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 23 Sep 2006
16:17 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Aaaa! Bad deed!
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 23 Sep 2006
16:19 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | That's what I do.
Lord Mathias urinates on LiK. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 23 Sep 2006
20:23 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc throws as many free AOL cd's as he can get (millions) at DSP.
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 23 Sep 2006
20:40 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias counters by hiding behind his adware shield, then throwing an infinite amount of virus-infested razors at haveacalc. They're gonosyphiherpelaids infested! |
ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 23 Sep 2006
21:19 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | You forgot to add the disease to which there is no sure to those razors: The Common Cold!!11!eleven!11 *ominous music* |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 23 Sep 2006
21:19 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Ah, but haveacalc doesn't know what that means! He whips out his light saber and holds it in front of him (in the movies, anyone who does that is invincible!).
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 23 Sep 2006
22:24 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Except Lord Mathias is truly invincible... so haveacalc dies by default. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 23 Sep 2006
22:29 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Maybe by default. But, by Jove, he lives!
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 24 Sep 2006
15:51 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | lol, at first look i thought you said "by love, i live"
oh, and i was making fun of dsp, for he spelt goes "goets". and it was funny cuz a couple post earlier there was a sheep.
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 24 Sep 2006
16:39 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Shut up... it happens...
Lord Mathias teaches a goat to kick people in the crotch, and sics him on LiK. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 24 Sep 2006
17:23 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | The goat misses! (as would anything else)
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 24 Sep 2006
17:45 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | Since there is no such thing as a goet, 3fg remains unharmed. However, LiK remains in a state of sexual deviance.
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 24 Sep 2006
20:35 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | hmm, yes, i do quite enjoy my new avitar. Too bad i didnt make this one. And LiK cant be in a state of sexual deviance, that defys his name. or at least one would hope and think.
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 24 Sep 2006
20:50 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | WTF is that?! |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 24 Sep 2006
21:12 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | it happens to be a kriegerin, more specific, an archer, thankyouverymuch. and happens to be wearing a bunny hood. which would combine both Krieg and Lieb into one picture. so it was the perfect avitar for my name.
well, its kinda pixleated... meh. if you could see the whole picture in its original size, you would be able to see what i mean. and she is wearing cloths, so dont even ask. im not that stupid. its been in my archives of pictures for ever [and one of the onlyones that survived the crash :( ]
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 24 Sep 2006
21:18 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | LiK: I'll happily resize it in photoshop so it doesn't look so yucky if you'd like.
[Edited by JcCorp on 25-Sep-06 06:19] |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 25 Sep 2006
05:29 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | i woulda resized it myself in photoshop... but when my comp crashed... so went my photoshop. but my parents are coming for Parent Weekend for college and they are bringing all my backup info, so its all good. it will just be one week.
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Zachary940
Wraith
Posted: 25 Sep 2006
14:19 GMT
Total Posts: 714 | DANCE PARTY ON THE 50
What hapens at band camp usally stays at band camp :img13:
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 25 Sep 2006
16:42 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Woah. No spelling errors, Zachary940. Congratulation! Did you pass a spelling test? :P |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 25 Sep 2006
19:15 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Nah, he missed "happens" and "usually". Haveacalc chops off ryantmer's tongue.
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TheOnlyJon
Dragoon
Posted: 25 Sep 2006
20:03 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | To get everyone back on topic, TheOnlyJon beats them over the head with a cider bottle.
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 25 Sep 2006
21:12 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Shmmph asmd dasphmd phrmp haveacalc! |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 25 Sep 2006
22:19 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | Is LiK the only one who realizes that "dance party on the 50" is over half an inch big, and if I remember correctly, someone had a hissy fit about that in the thread for site rules for "HTML". Just to point that out. I wanted to see if I could do 3fg's job and portray his essence, because I haven't seen him around here in a few days and I'm sure we all miss him as well as I.
hmm, I don't believe I had spelling errers either... oh... DOOH!
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 26 Sep 2006
00:12 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | 3fg notes that LiK's little diddly is only half an inch.
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