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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 16 Nov 2006
00:29 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
Like your brain! BURN! 3fg points his Blast-o-ray at someone and kills them.

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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 16 Nov 2006
05:29 GMT
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Jc counters with a... breakfast. A healthy, balanced breakfast.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to have donuts and coffee.
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
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Posted: 16 Nov 2006
06:33 GMT
Total Posts: 576
Hydra sprints to a nuclear facility from wherevver this battleground may be (hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...) and comes back and radiates 3fg to make him lose his hair.
now he is ugly AND bald!!!!!!!!!!!
bahhahahhahhahahha

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Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 16 Nov 2006
15:10 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L soaks 3fg in Hydrogen Cyanide and lights him on fire, thereby causing him to both burn and suffocate to death.
mechatech84
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Posted: 16 Nov 2006
15:14 GMT
Total Posts: 96
Mecha makes a comeback! he puts L in a pot of boiling water, and then runs 350,000,000,000 gigawatts of electricity through the water!!!!! Oh wait, did i say water? I meant a newly discovered acid which has a pH of -1 billion! ouch......

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Hydralisk5201
Wraith
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Posted: 16 Nov 2006
15:18 GMT
Total Posts: 576
ouch indeed
sweetness thatd be like athe whole universe lit up by L's body.
but we can't have that now can we??
Hydra absorbs all of the enrgy from that electric 'splosion and hugs mechatech, and releases it thorugh both of our bodies, me absorbing and releasing at the sime time, circlutatiing and multiplying the charge from air particles around it. I release him in the pacific ocean and shoot out all the electricity in the world
all of the little fishies and mechatech thus rise from the depts, dead.

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mechatech84
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Posted: 16 Nov 2006
15:19 GMT
Total Posts: 96
you just hugged me.....

*stares blankly*

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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 16 Nov 2006
17:17 GMT
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Jc eats some turkey, and runs to the bathroom and vomits. True story.
darksideprogramming
Guardian
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Posted: 16 Nov 2006
17:51 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
Yay for vomiting!

Lord Mathias vomits pure stomach acid on mechatech84.
mechatech84
Dragoon
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Posted: 16 Nov 2006
18:02 GMT
Total Posts: 96
mecha hurls in disgust and decides its time to eat again..... dinner time!!!!!!!!!! :puke_a: :drool_a:

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Lunchbox
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Posted: 16 Nov 2006
22:44 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L force-feeds mechatech two gallons of drano while poking him with ten thousand white-hot knives and beating him with spiked steel clubs. And then he shoots hydra with his M14 and laughs as Hydra's head literally explodes.
threefingeredguy
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Posted: 17 Nov 2006
18:56 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
laughs at his new invisibility declared by Nikky. 3fg bows down and worships 's feet. The topic title suddenly seems prophetic. Truly, is our lord.

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darksideprogramming
Guardian
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Posted: 18 Nov 2006
12:54 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
slaps Nikky in the face for condemning his name to nothingness.
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
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Posted: 18 Nov 2006
16:42 GMT
Total Posts: 542
...*but misses for if his name is nothing, he must therefor be*.

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~~~~LiK~~~~
Lunchbox
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Posted: 19 Nov 2006
12:06 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L re-instates dsp's name as such. And kills LiK for being bad at everything.
TheOnlyJon
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Posted: 21 Nov 2006
15:54 GMT
Total Posts: 96
The last metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace.
War over.

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darksideprogramming
Guardian
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Posted: 21 Nov 2006
16:02 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
Oh, absolutely not...

Lord Mathias removes TheOnlyJon's head with a meat cleaver for attempting to end the war.
Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 21 Nov 2006
18:49 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
"The battle may be over, but the war has just begun."
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
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Posted: 21 Nov 2006
20:49 GMT
Total Posts: 542
but LiK counters by atleast being better than L in everything.

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Lunchbox
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Posted: 21 Nov 2006
22:03 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
In your dreams, weak-minded fool. L sets his blaster to stun, but whips out his lightsaber instead and chops LiK's infinitely tiny head off.
haveacalc
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Posted: 22 Nov 2006
00:28 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
Hooray! A slight variation of the Uberman's Sleep Schedule has given me more than enough time to do things!

Anyway, haveacalc jumps out of nowhere (LiK's alleged head) and does 5 push-ups.

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ryantmer
Wraith
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Posted: 28 Nov 2006
17:14 GMT
Total Posts: 692
ryantmer whacks the war topic on the head.

"Wake up!
Wake up!
Wake up!
Don't cry
'cause you'll f*** up
Your makeup,
Then if you do
You won't get laid
You won't make money
No you won't get paid."
</Streetlight>
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
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Posted: 28 Nov 2006
19:08 GMT
Total Posts: 542
what type of schedule was that?

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TheOnlyJon
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Posted: 28 Nov 2006
20:05 GMT
Total Posts: 96
One where you build up a deficit so high that you can climb up it to reach a castle which a giant lives in and snag an enchanted harp that's really neat.

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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 29 Nov 2006
09:17 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
ryantmer wins. He wins so utterly that the only ones who survive are me (for knowing that song) and DSP (for being supreme master of the universe).

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Hydralisk5201
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Posted: 29 Nov 2006
17:13 GMT
Total Posts: 576
=o i thought i posted something...
hmmmmmm... suspicious

anyways i thought i said this:

hydra is ashamed of the poor use of LiK's head. so he absorbs him and spits him back out, and now LiK is now invincible and together
as I am a pile of goo on the floor.
sick, flamable, goo.

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Lunchbox
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Posted: 29 Nov 2006
19:53 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L wins, along with his allies, because he wills it to be so. L's will is cosmic law.
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
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Posted: 29 Nov 2006
21:03 GMT
Total Posts: 542
and as so, all laws of physics collapses.

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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 29 Nov 2006
21:39 GMT
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Jc makes everyone else do his stupid freaking math lab tomorrow. I hate those things so much.
threefingeredguy
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Posted: 29 Nov 2006
22:17 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
My final is on Friday and then I have all of December and some of January off.

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ryantmer
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Posted: 30 Nov 2006
06:52 GMT
Total Posts: 692
I'm only two-thirds of the way through my first semester, but thank god I'm even that far. Math 10P, Science 10F (<-easy), ELA 10-1 and ES10-1. Not exactly a fun-filled semester, and with my CWH course on top of that, I'm very much looking forward to the end of January. (Next semester: birdwatching! MSL10, FLA10-1, PE10, Band 10A, Northern Studies 10 and Religion 10. w00t. Easy shiz.)
Hydralisk5201
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Posted: 30 Nov 2006
07:04 GMT
Total Posts: 576
three weeks for i...
ugh


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Lunchbox
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Posted: 30 Nov 2006
17:59 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
I get out 3 days before Christmas. Blah.
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
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Posted: 30 Nov 2006
21:04 GMT
Total Posts: 576
youe got it the worst, that totally sucks...

actually, mines almost as bad
or maybe its the same...
heck im no good with dates...
wats the friday before xmas?

[Edited by Hydralisk5201 on 01-Dec-06 06:05]

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darksideprogramming
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Posted: 30 Nov 2006
21:23 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
Lord Mathias pwns Hydralisk and his stupid avatar for not being good with dates.
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
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Posted: 30 Nov 2006
21:35 GMT
Total Posts: 576
bad with dates?
ive had girls go emo over me dumping them!
bahahahhahha!

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Lunchbox
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Posted: 30 Nov 2006
22:17 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L smites Hydra for making a supremely lame joke.
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
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Posted: 1 Dec 2006
06:36 GMT
Total Posts: 576
joke?
i was being serious...
because that would have been a lame joke
if it was a joke...

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Lunchbox
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Posted: 1 Dec 2006
22:28 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
Well then, that earns you uber-smitage.
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
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Posted: 2 Dec 2006
07:36 GMT
Total Posts: 576
well then
i hope you read before that i am only a pile of goop as i had destroyed myself to rescue LiK
so you just splattered hydra gunk all over yourself
ewwwww

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darksideprogramming
Guardian
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Posted: 10 Dec 2006
23:09 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
I'M SO WASTED!

Milk was a bad choice!
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
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Posted: 11 Dec 2006
13:36 GMT
Total Posts: 542
Wiat... did you just get wasted off of hydra goop spiked with milk? eww

I dont know if my situation is good or bad. I get off the thursday before christmas, i fly home, and dont fly back to NJ untill january 14 or so. Not only am im studing for finals, but i have to wirte 3 reports, one of which is for.... calculus.... figure that one out....

Does anyone know by chance what Nonstandard Analysis is... ugh...

oh yeah... smitage.. yes... continue

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~~~~LiK~~~~
Xero Xcape
Marine
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Posted: 11 Dec 2006
14:18 GMT
Total Posts: 29
Reply number figured out by 6b13*9b13

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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 12 Dec 2006
06:33 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
(14th-smallest-prime-number)th reply. Might I add: don't panic.

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Hydralisk5201
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Posted: 12 Dec 2006
07:57 GMT
Total Posts: 576
yeah well now its not a prime number.
so there.
and btw
if he drank hydra goop, hed be more than wasted
its like
a new word
hydrauberwasteddrunkmofo
you black out immediately and your body becomes a zombie until the morning after
then you wake up with coagilated blood all over your mouth and organs littered all over your body and you think "wth?!?!"
and then you remember that you drank hydra goop
and thats too dam bad for you
o and btw
before you drink me on purpose to eat your enemies,
you only eat your frends allies, and family members
and then your body passes out and you have odd dreams about power rangers
and mortal kombat.
power ranger kombat....


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darksideprogramming
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Posted: 12 Dec 2006
13:25 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
XX: You and I might be the only ones who get that.

LiK: No, I was drunk last night and decided to post for some odd reason...

Lord Mathias stabs LiK in the heart with a katana for flying to NJ.
darksideprogramming
Guardian
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Posted: 25 Dec 2006
16:44 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
Ugh... I hate doing this, but...

Lord Mathias detonates the "coal" he sent to everyone for Christmas, and by "coal", he means tactical nukes.
Zachary940
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Posted: 25 Dec 2006
18:42 GMT
Total Posts: 714
I then load, program, and lanch the nuke.
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...
...
BOOM
DSP is now no longer

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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 25 Dec 2006
18:57 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
DSP "XX: You and I might be the only ones who get that."

Anyone who doesn't get that is an idiot.

Lanch isn't a word, try again this time next year. Until then, please don't post again.

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haveacalc
Guardian
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Posted: 26 Dec 2006
08:11 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
I then load, program, and lunch the nuke.

It tastes fine!

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